I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
Global Day of Action- Greenpeace Parade
Sunday 15th September 2012
This Sunday Aurora, the double-decker bus sized polar bear, took to the streets of London in order to protest against Shell drilling in the Arctic. There were people manning the bear from the inside who carried him, followed by bikers and supporters, all of which stopped traffic as they went through. On the bear were ribbons with over 3.7 million names which were collected before the event.
Over thousands of people joined the parade by walking and dancing through the streets of London, through Westminster, the London Eye and towards Shells Headquarters along south bank. People then joined together and wrote messages in front of the Headquarters on the street with chalk, as shown in the photo.
Hopefully this will encourage more support and donations towards this important cause.
Images from https://www.facebook.com/greenpeaceuk
Gale Song - The Lumineers
I am not a big fan of The Hunger Games, the books or the movies, but the soundtrack they made for Catching Fire had some good bands on it. I was, however, confused as to why they even made a soundtrack, considering none of the songs actually played during the movie…
Anyways, Gale Song by The Lumineers is a very lovely song and every time I hear it, it makes me hope they start work on a new album very soon. I need some more Lumineers in my life. You do not need to be a fan of The Hunger Games or know anything about it to like the song. Just put it on and relax. Enjoy your Sunday.
And all this too shall pass
This loneliness won’t last for long
I wasn’t there to take his place
I was ten thousand miles away
So when you hear my voice
When you say my name
May it never give you pain
“I think I was so drawn to her character in this movie because, for all of the “craziness” society and people have bestowed on her, she absolutely owns up to all of them. She’s slept with people in her office because she was depressed her husband died. People call her a slut. So what? We’ve all got problems. Why do we judge people?" - Jennifer Lawrence on her character in Silver Linings Playbook, Tiffany Maxwell